February 2007

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February 3, 2007

Opening Bout:
Robert Blaze Bayley defeated Sean Waltman by pinfall after a Blaze Bomb at 5:50
-fairly easy victory for Bayley

Interview:
Brock Lesnar (/w Rena Mero) states the obvious. Since he beat Blaze Bayley last week he is the new #1 contender and awaits the winner of Petey Williams and Adam Riggs tonight. But Lesnar's venom is actually pointed toward Riggs over what happened last week. Lesnar says he screwed Riggs' chance for a title win last week because Riggs interfered with Mero's match against Hunter. Lesnar laughs at Riggs saying he never knew the Irish thug was beholden to a piece of ****. He tells Riggs to stay out of Mero - Hunter's rematch tonight, if he wants a fair chance to beat Williams.

Bout #2
Sean O'Haire & Mark Jindrak defeated Dustin Rhodes & Javier Reyes by pinfall when Jindrak pinned Reyes after a springboard clothesline at 6:47
-Reyes was the weak link in this match and Rhodes showed his disgust for his partner openly.

Bout #3
MAPW Women's Championship Match
April Hunter defeated Rena Mero by pinfall after a frankensteiner at 6:56
[April Hunter retains the MAPW Women's Title]
-the best match of the night so far, and that's not saying much. Hunter took it to Mero for most of the match, and at times it looked like Mero was looking for Brock who was not there to help her out.

Bout #4
Six Man Mixed Tag Match
Dan Severn, The Stalk, & Dana Hamm defeated Asp Evergreen, Eddie Chavez, & Joanie Laurer by pinfall when Severn pinned Laurer after a German suplex at 13:59
-Laurer didn't seem to be trying too hard to make a difference, and Hamm has improved so much that this seemed like a 3 on 2 handicap match for most. In the end though the sick Dan Severn got his hands on Laurer and decimated her.

Post-Match:
As Laurer lay injured and the tag champs looked after her, Sean Waltman came into the ring with concern on his face. But Waltman rubbed the tag champs the wrong way. While Asp was slugging it out with Waltman before Chavez could help him out Laurer suddenly revived, wrapped her arms around the back of Chavez's neck and kissed him. Asp managed to drive off Waltman while Chavez kneeled in the ring in disbelief.

[end of first hour]

Bout #5
Four Corners Match
Nigel McGuinness defeated Jerry Orth & Sam Holiday & Trent Arion by pinfall when McGuinness pinned Holiday after hitting him with an iron at 11:25
-as could be expected tempers ran out fast in this unofficial #1 contenders match for the TV title. Jery Orth especially had a strong outing tonight, and Arion looked good as well. Holiday seemed to still be nursing injuries, and McGuinness seemed to avoid contact whenever he could but took the first opportunity to use that iron of his to pick up the win.

Bout #6
MAPW Heavyweight Championship Match
Adam Riggs defeated Petey Williams by pinfall after a Phenomenal performance at 11:02
[Adam Riggs wins the MAPW Heavyweight Title]
-Williams started strong but as could be expected ran into trouble against the pure viciousness and size of Riggs. When Williams refused to be pinned though and started to make a comeback April Hunter came down to the ring to try and distract things. She did a good job, but then Brock Lesnar came down to the ring to even things up. Petey Williams climbed to the top rope...only to have Brock Lesnar jump up and club him from behind...dropping him like a bad habit. The fans went from shock to outrage in about the three seconds it took referee Buddy Lane to count, 1, 2, 3, and declare the new champion.

Main Event:
Chain Match
Kurt Angle defeated Brandon Myers by pinfall in a chain match at 15:45
-both men were a bloody mess by the five minute mark, and the last couple minutes were extremely slow as the two were so worn down they had to take short rests between every attack. The two men struggled to the top rope but Angle was able to wrap the chain around Myers neck and then hoisting him on his shoulders Angle slammed him down to the mat for the win.

FADE TO BLACK

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February 10, 2007

Opening Bout:
Sam Holiday defeated Javier Reyes by pinfall after a Holiday Legdrop at 8:18
-despite the vast experiene difference Reyes did all right in this match

Interview:
Dustin Rhodes comes to the ring. He calls Javier Reyes back to the ring and berates the youngster for losing to Holiday. He then tells Reyes he is fired.

Bout #2
Jerry Orth defeated Trent Arion by submission to the sharpshooter at 6:30
-the youngster Arion controlled most of this match but once again the veteran prevailed and snuck in a roll-up victory.

Interview:
Adam Riggs comes to the ring wearing his newly won MAPW Heavyweight title belt, but instead of looking like he is happy he grabs the mic, pushes Pamela Paulshock out of the ring, and tosses the Heavyweight belt down to the ground.
"Shut the hell up, you bunch of mid-western hog farmers. I'll come into the audience and kill each and every one of you sons of bitches. Bow down to the God of pro wrestling, Adam Riggs...WWA World champion, European champion, PWA champion, and now MAPW champion...Barry Windham may have called himself the champion of champions but he was nothing more then a hlaf-baked pedophile. You would think I would be happy, on top of the world, but instead I am pissed off once again. First of all the Overlords have let me down again. Other then April no one else seems to have what it takes to win gold. Trent, may still have time to develop but you didnt win the TV title, and now you lost to some old cowboy..pathetic. Severn and Stalk what the hell is that losing to those idiots Evergreen and Chavez...I've held more titles then they've held women. Those guys probably couldn't even hold their ***** right, never mind tag team gold. PATHETIC.
Myers...you were supposed to be the ringer, but instead you lose to Kurt Angle, an amateur wrestler!!
But what's bugging my ass the most right now is that Brock Lesbian thinks I need HIS help to beat Petey Williams who's a hundred and fifty pounds when he's covered in man juice on a Saturday night. And he's CANADIAN of all things.
Brock, get your roided up ass out here now and beg me for forgiveness with an explanation as to why you stuck your fat face into my business!!

The fans boo but Lesnar does not appear. Finally Riggs grabs the title belt, and leaves the ring. He pauses by the announce table and out of the blue ~waffles~ announcer Joe Aiello in the head with the belt.

Bout #3
Yoshi Tajiri defeated Brandon Bricks by pinfall after a brainbuster at 4:45
-squash match

Interview:
Chris Champion comes to the ring. He says in light of what has happened betwen Brock Lesnar and Adam Riggs a special match is signed for later tonight. It will be Adam Riggs and April Hunter teaming to take on Brock Lesnar and Rena Mero in a mixed tag match.
Petey Williams comes to the ring, and demands to have his title rematch against Riggs tonight. Champion says its true that Williams is entitled to an automatic rematch but that his orders from MAPW's managing committee is that title shot will not be tonight. Williams says he's the damn commissioner and he will make whatever match he wants. Champion counters that not only is that not in the purvue of the commissioner's current role, that is covered by the managing committee, but that no Williams lost the commissioner role when he lost the MAPW title.
The fans boo as Champion states that unfortunately Adam Riggs is now the commissioner of MAPW.

Adam Riggs slides into the ring and levels Williams from behind with a clothesline. He picks him up and delives a jackknife powerbomb. Chris Champion gamely tries to get Riggs to stop, but Riggs just pushes him to the side. Riggs picks up Williams and nails a second jacknife powerbomb.

Bout #4
Robert "Blaze" Bayley defeated Vampiro by pinfall after a Blaze Bomb at 11:00
-best match of the night by far as both men could go, and both like to brawl. Vampiro got busted open on the ringpost at about the 7 minute mark and bled heavily the rest of the way. Vampiro had the match all but won but got cocky and Blaze caught him coming off the top rope with a fist to the gut, and then nailed a pair of snap suplexes before hitting the Blaze bomb.

[end of first hour]

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Promo;
The MAPW Tag Team champions Asp Evergreen and Eddie Chavez come to the ring. Asp is decked out in a powder blue tuxedo with ruffled shoes, and Eddie has on a black tux with a tuxedo t-shirt underneath. Asp is holding flowers, while Eddie has a box of chocolates and a small Victoria Secret bag.
They try and call out Joanie Laurer.
Asp] Joanie we need to know which one of us you like better.
Eddie] Joanie please, tell Asp that you like me best.
Asp] She's sweet on me..
Eddie] Is not
Asp] Is too
Eddie] Let the babe decide..please Joanie...
Asp] Joanie loves Asp...not Chachi
Eddie] You calling me Chachi ?
Asp] If the shoe fits wear it
Eddie] Your the one stuck in the mid to late 1980's not me...
*silence*
Asp] I don't think she's coming dude
Eddie] I feel awkward
Asp] Can I have some chocolates
*Eddie begins to unwrap the chocolates*

Out from the back comes the Natural Born Thrillers Sean O'Haire and Mark Jindrak to a mixed reaction from the crowd.

O'Haire] You know I understand that the fans love you guys...and I respect that as underdogs you have managed to hold those tag titles for so long..but honest guys..I think the fans need champions they can RESPECT. So, as friends, I tell you guys that we are the number one challengers now for those belts and next week we demand our title shot.
Asp] Hey have you guys seen Joanie Laurer?
Eddie *standing on his tip toes*] She's about this tall, really cute..
Jindrak] I told you Sean...these guys are just idiots...we don't need to pander to them or the fans. Listen retards next week we're taking those belts from you.
Asp] Okay, well, if you see her let her know we're looking for her.

Bout #5
MAPW TV Title Match
Billy Kidman defeated Nigel McGuinness by disqualification for use of a foreign object at 9:21
[Billy Kidman retained the MAPW TV Title]
-Kidman frustrated McGuinness through much of this match that ended when the English rogue decided to try and use his iron, causing his dq.

Bout #6
Mixed Tag Match
Brock Lesnar & Rena Mero and Adam Riggs & April Hunter battled to a no-contest at 2:05
-Hunter wanted to start against Mero so the two women locked up. Hunter grabbed the advantage and worked over Mero before tagging in Riggs. The Irish thug put Mero's head between his legs in a standing headlock, and taunted Lesnar that he was going to powerbomb her.
Then Petey Williams ran in, grabbing Riggs' MAPW HW title off the announce table on his way and nailed Riggs in the back.
Lesnar grabbed Mero and the two of them left the ring. Hunter caught Williams with a clothesline, but Petey fired right back at her with forearms, before being driven in the back by a recovered Riggs.
Riggs and Hunter began to work over Williams while Mero and Lesnar left the ringside area. Mero tried to get Lesnar to turn around and help Williams but he refused and walked away, and Mero followed.
Finally Blaze Bayley and Kurt Angle rushed the ring to make the save.

Post-Match:
Adam Riggs stand on top of the announce table while Bayley and Angle help Williams in the ring.
Linley Tolbert has been joined by Chris Champion at the table since Joe Aiello was whacked earlier by Riggs. Tolbert makes the mistake of singing the praises of Riggs, who then calls Tolbert a brown nosed, corporate sell-out and kicks him in the head from the elevated position of the announce table. Champion retreats into the crowd.

Riggs] Now Champion unless you have any objections I would like to try and save this abortion of a show you put together...I mean you call that a main event? The only thing main event about that match was it had me in it. Okay, Dan Severn and Brandon Myers come down to the ring.

The fans boo as after a few seconds the two Overlords come down and stand in front of the elevated Riggs.

Riggs] It seems that since you two have been on such a losing streak I need to set you up for an easy victory. So who to match you against? Well...maybe what we could do is make sure at least ONE of you gets a victory...so tonight's main event will be Dan "the Beast" Severn against Brandon Myers...one on one..right here...right now...James Beard if you would be so kind as come down and officiate this one right down the middle.

Severn and Myers are in shock but the fans applaud as Riggs motions for them to enter the ring. In the meantime Bayley and Angle have helped Williams out of the ring.

Main Event
Brandon Myers defeated Dan Severn by pinfall after hitting him with a pair of brass knuckles at 11:39
-they started off very tentative, but that lasted only about a minute before fists were flying. Neither man held back and James Beard seemed to be enjoying himself. Myers was in trouble so he managed to whip Severn into Beard and knock him out. The Stalk came down to the ring and tried to toss Severn a pair of brass knux. Severn missed them and as he tried to pick them up at his feet Myers struck with a DDT. He then nailed Severn with the brass knux, and with perfect timing James Beard woke up to make the count.

Post-Match:
The Stalk entered the ring to help his trainer Severn, but Myers got into his face about trying to toss in the brass knux. The two were standing, jawing at each other as we

FADE TO BLACK

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February 17, 2007

Opening Bout:
Jerry Orth defeated Sean Waltman by pinfall after a spinebuster at 8:46
-Orth firmly puts himself back into the TV Title hunt with this big victory. Waltman on the other hand looks rudderless.

Promo;
Chris Champion comes out with more executive orders. He announces some big matches for tonight including the tag titles on the line with Evergreen & Chavez taking on the Natural Born Thrillers. Also Kurt Angle will wrestle against Tajiri, and a big tag match between Bayley & Holiday and Myers & Arion. Champion then starts to address the situation between Petey Williams and Adam Riggs, and says that the powers that be were not too happy with their actions last week. He says Riggs crossed the line when he assaulted both Joe Aiello, and later Linley Tolbert the announcers.

<<< cue "Phenomenal" by LL Cool J >>>
The crowd jeers loudly as MAPW Heavyweight champion Adam Riggs comes down to the ring. He takes the mic from Chris Champion and reminds him that because he is the champion he is also the commissioner and able to make spot decisions when required. So before Champion can do any more damage to the show, Riggs drops the mic and goes after him. But Champion was ready and retreats through the ring ropes and scurries away.
Riggs just laughs and says that as the commissioner he is now going to announce the final two matches for the night.
First a handi-cap match will be held with Brock Lesnar facing off against both Dan Severn and the Stalk.
Secondly, tonight's main event will see Petey Williams get his return match for the title but it will be a gimmick match. Riggs calls out April Hunter and Dana Hamm who come out dressed in stockings, tux and tails like magician assistants, and carry with them a roulette style wheel.
Once they set the wheel up inside the ring Riggs says that Williams will decide his own fate with the spin of the wheel. Riggs shows some of the slots which include steel cage match, coal miners glove match, ladder match, Texas Death Match.
Riggs then calls out Petey Williams who comes with some apprehension. After some back and forth between the two, the former champion says he doesn't care he'll fight him in any kind of match. He wants Riggs to demonstrate the wheel to make sure it isn't "Rigged". So Riggs does that spinning it several times and each time it comes up something different.
Finally Williams steps forward and spins the wheel. As it begins to slow down, it suddenly stops with a jagged motion right on "Streetfight" as April Hunter seemed to pull a lever or something on the back of the wheel. Williams goes to protest only to be attacked from behind by Riggs. The beatdown is on, and it continues until Kurt Angle rushes the ring and sends Riggs running for the hills.

Bout #2
Brandon Myers & Trent Arion defeated Blaze Bayley & Sam Holiday by pinfall when Myers pinned Bayley after a brainbuster at 10:08
-Bayley and Holiday controlled much of this match but Holiday came up limp after an awkward landing outside the ring. This prevented them from operating at 100% and soon Myers and Arion expolited this with some double teams on Bayley that lead to the win.

Bout #3
Dustin Rhodes defeated Javier Reyes by pinfall after a bullodg at 6:40
-Rhodes dominated most of this match, showing up his former protege.

Post-Match:
Rhodes continued to beat on Reyes, stomping away, until Sam Holiday came out to make the save.

Bout #4
MAPW Tag Team Title Match
Asp Evergreen & Eddie Chavez defeated Sean O'Haire & Mark Jindrak by disqualification for use of a foreign object at 9:32
[Evergreen & Chavez retain the MAPW Tag Team titles]
-This was a very even match with the momentum switching back and forth and neither tem having a sustained advantage. If anything Jindrak was looking to be the weak link in the match. Finally in a moment of frustration Jindrak hit Evergreen outside the ring with a steel chair to get disqualified.

[end of first hour]
Promo;
Television champion Billy Kidman comes out. Even though he held onto his title he is fuming that Nigel McGuiness feels the need to bring out and use that iron of his in matches. Kidman says if he wants it so bad, bring it next week, and we'll put it on a pole in the ring and have an iron on a pole match.

Bout #5
Kurt Angle defeated Yoshi Tajiri by pinfall after an Angle Slam at 10:10
-After Angle got off to a quick start, Tajiri took over the match and held the advantage for about 7-8 minutes pressing for the victory. Angle took a lot of punishment and kept coming back. Angle blocked a kick attempt and almost finished Tajiri off with an anklelock, and then moments later hit the Angle slam to pick up the win.

Bout #6
Handi-cap Match
Brock Lesnar defeated Dan Severn & The Stalk by pinfall when he pinned The Stalk after an F5 at 6:59
-Typical handi-cap match with Severn and Stalk doing lots of double team cheating but the monster prevailed in the end.

Main Event
MAPW Heavyweight Title Match
Streetfight
Adam Riggs (champion) v Petey Williams

Riggs played some games with Williams refusing to come to the ring, making Williams come out to the ramp to fight him, and then nailing him with the tag belt. Riggs pummelled the smaller challenger for several minutes until finally he made a mistake going for a splash on Williams laying across the guardrail. Williams moved out of the way and Riggs appeared to have injured his ribs. Williams went right after the rib cage and then put on a crossface chickenwing, then a sleeper to try and take advantage of his restricted airflow.
Riggs battled back and the two brawled into the stands. Williams was in trouble until he threw a beer into the face of Riggs and then nailed him in the crotch. Williams took the match back to the ramp and was setting up for the Canadian Destroyer when he was suddenly attacked by Trent Arion from behind. Arion layed into Williams until Brock Lesnar came out and speared Arion.
Riggs got back up and went nose to nose with Brock. Williams stuck his nose into it at this point, only for a redfaced Brock to surprise him, scooping him up and delivering an F5. Riggs looked shocked as Brock walked away, and the champion wasted no time in applying the pin.
Adam Riggs defeated Petey Williams by pinfall in a streetfight at 11:00
[Adam Riggs retained the MAPW Heavyweight Title]

FADE TO BLACK